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So today there's a huge selection of videos that claim to capture real random girls tricked into having sex via some set of convoluted circumstances, theme porn videos.

But apparently, the good ideas for reality porn were taken pretty quickly, and as you'll see, at this point they're kind of scraping the sides of the jar, theme porn videos. We have censored the pictures to make them vaguely work-safe.

It's been known since the days of the Kama Sutra that nothing gets a woman quite as aroused as a man whose dick is encrusted in bits of rubbery mozzarella cheese. Thus, the team of physicists who crafted the perfect website, Big Sausage Pizza, were really onto something when they found a way to mix the thrill of eroticism with the greasy smell of deep dish.

Every encounter features an unsuspecting young lass ordering a pizza, then when it arrives, opening the box to discover the delivery man's wang jammed through the bottom of both the box and the pizza. The woman is always surprised by this, theme porn videos, though the positioning of the rest of the man's body theme porn videos relation to the box probably should have cued her holli porn. Either the poor man has gotten the box glued to his groin somehow, theme porn videos, or he has his boner poked through there.

The presence of the camera crew should probably have alerted her that something wasn't on the level either way. The teaser photos in which we're forced to acknowledge that the deliveryman, resembling a curious sort of Vince Vaughn meets Forrest Gump, is actually firmly rooted in what is not at all a delivery pizza, and is instead some manner of frozen personal pan cheese shit since the producers are too cheap to shell out for real pizza each time. When you think of the high seas, your mind probably drifts through thoughts of sea salt, whale song and sodomy.

If it doesn't, you've never been on a Carnival cruise, nor have you visited Captain Stabbin', the Internet's one-stop shop for all your house boat and backdoor fantasies. See, theme porn videos, he's going to put his dick there. You've just been caught up on Captain Stabbin'.

The concept of the site really doesn't flesh theme porn videos much beyond "bum love on a boat," with random girls meeting the boat's captain and being summarily rutted in a variety of ways.

Though, theme porn videos, there is the tasteful addition of each girl being tossed overboard once her poop deck's been swabbed, where they are presumably eaten by sharks. These are cautionary tales, indeed. Pervasive and continued reference theme porn videos the boat as "SS Stabbin. Probably in college you got to experience that hilarious prank where your buddies get you an escort for your birthday and you wake up and see pictures of her teabagging your forehead because she was really a transsexual and then they send the pictures to your friends and relatives and it winds up on the Internet and you're ostracized from your community forever and every night you wake up in a cold sweat, swiping at your forehead because you feel phantom scrotum there.

Hell, it happens to everyone, theme porn videos. Tranny Surprise takes that shocking feeling of realizing the woman you're with is not theme porn videos woman, and made it into a whole website. So that every episode is like experiencing life as Danny Bonaduce.

Danny, we have terrible news for you. Granted, theme porn videos, it's hard to believe the same dudes would accidentally pick up a shemale each and every day and then, when confronted with the reality of the situation, experience the same uncertainty theme porn videos plunging ahead as they always do. No less than eight scenes are listed on the opening page, all Photoshopped with theme porn videos bubbles expressing some the shocking surprise that these ladies are more than meets the eye.

Odds are he won't be thrilled, shemale, theme porn videos. The undaunted search for an actual female on the part of the backward hat-wearing dudes through so many failures seems to speak to a sad, theme porn videos, yet unflagging optimism that some day things will change for the better.

It's hard to decide what the stand out feature of this site is. The preposterous concept on its own--that of an ice cream man defiling random customers--is charming enough. But the fact it's an ice cream truck, the only method of transportation theme porn videos with droves of unsupervised, sugar-starved children, gives it the extra special pederast vibe that so many legitimate adult sites tend to lack these days.

Throw in petite ladies in cheerleader outfits theme porn videos schoolgirl uniforms, and you'll find yourself wondering if merely visiting it hasn't landed you on some FBI watch list. Our potential sex offender ice cream man cruises about town and sells ice cream to young ladies of loose morals who are apparently so enamored with frozen treats that they hop into the back of the ice cream truck with the vendor and his camera man. Theme porn videos, they make passionate love in what appears to be a small room upholstered from floor to ceiling entirely in fur, some of it in a print resembling Holstein cow hide.

Since that's the part of the truck where the theme porn videos treats are normally kept, we have to think this violates dozens of health codes. Stupid girls are notoriously attractive to men and these girls are extra stupid because some are still in schools that require uniforms but appear to be pushing It's likely fucking for grades is really the only thing that will get them ahead in life.

Perhaps these girls are suffering poor grades due to lack of appropriate undergarments and the fact they're being educated by a man who brings sex toys to work. Still, theme porn videos, pretty well-dressed for an unethical pervert. The room decor, featuring inflatable Crayolas and motivational posters for second graders, is a bit of a contrast to the extended scenes of mouth-love.

But it does give Ice Cream Bang Bang a run for its creepily inappropriate money. But as this site demonstrates, the women who were about to pay a couple of bucks for bus fare are more than willing to pay for the same ride in your van with some on-camera boning. You know, we've ridden the bus before and we think we'd actually take that deal, too. Probably less homeless men in the sex porn hardon. The only part we can't figure out is that theme porn videos don't do the boning en-route, they instead drive the women back to their studio for some sex with a tattooed dude who looks fresh from prison.

This clearly is delaying their trip much longer than if they'd just waited for the bus. This seems grossly illogical but, again, if it means avoiding having to ride the bus One episode, about a girl named Starla who would be late for an interview if she had waited for the bus, features the line "She wanted the job bad so we wanted to see just how theme porn videos she really wanted that job!

If you've ever been to Las Vegas then you probably, at some point, engaged in unprovoked, porn torrent loli, unsanitary taxi sex. You can try to deny it now, but be aware there's video evidence.

The site insists that it's all real and that the driver's job could be in danger if he's ever caught. All of this is written next to photos of the cab clearly identifying it, which makes us concerned for his employment status. Also, the women's faces are not blurred, so congratulations to the driver getting them to sign a release saying their spontaneous sex can be sold on the Internet so theme porn videos strangers may pleasure themselves to it.

Porn is arguably always better when inspired by terrible movies and that's why the Beaverly Hillbillies was so popular. Here, average, down on their luck couples are approached by a random dude on the street and offered cash. All they have to do is let her bang the dude How the financial situation of the couple is established is never addressed that we could see, maybe there's a pre-approval process.

Then again, neither is any explanation forthcoming as to why several women have the same boyfriend, just in various preposterous disguises across different episodes. The dejected look on the face of a Jimmy Kimmel-in-disguise looking boyfriend while his hairy free porn movies gets railroaded six inches away from him student porn film the sofa, theme porn videos.

Combining the creepiness of mail order brides with the "test drive" process theme porn videos uses to buy a used car, we have Euro Bride Tryouts. Apparently there's a market for women desperate to escape whatever poverty or war they face in their own Third-World countries, as mail order theme porn videos meet their potential spouses and immediately ride them like show ponies before coming to America.

No statistics on the site mention how many of these unions resulted in a long lasting marriage, but since it's the same dude every time, it's possible that the number remains low. On the other hand, kudos to him for being so worldly and wealthy that he can travel to Europe on theme porn videos a regular basis. As you can see, the guy is totally and completely as American as apple pie. And the extremely thick Euro accent he puts on in the videos is clearly only to make the girls feel more at home.

This site readily acknowledges what we've all known for ages: Thus, the concept of women with moderate to severe emotional or psychological trauma taking the ramrod from mental health professionals is one that society has been begging for and now can finally enjoy. Episodes demonstrate non-APA approved treatment methods for delusions, depression, theme porn videos, split personality disorder, chronic bitching and cock withdrawal.

Curiously, theme porn videos, the prescription for each is wang. It's cool, I'm a doctor. Theme porn videos likely even Dr. Phil would be hard pressed to acknowledge that deep-dicking can or even should be used to cure theme porn videos a wide range of ailments.

The women do seem to show short-term improvement, sure, theme porn videos, but we think it's a huge oversight that they don't follow up with the patients to see how they are progressing a few months after their, quote, "hot beef" treatment, theme porn videos. This method clearly needs further theme porn videos. For pictures of hot, nude Fortey check out scenicanemia.

Many directors throw out allusions to the films that inspired their own work, but a few go so far that it evolves into a cinematic history-based obsessive disorder. Making us feel like we're teetering on the brink of the toilet bowl is more than a political strategy; it's something we've been doing for a long, long time. Please type the following code, theme porn videos.

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